Sunday, May 26, 2013
Hi! I'm Wayne and I have a giant head. Everything on my head is giant...except my ears. Those are quite small. In fact, I'm not sure I have ears at all. If it weren't for these rubber things the photographer glued to my head, all you would see would be a small hole for which I hear through. I call it the "Five-hole". Sometimes, if you listen closely, you can hear the wind whistling past it. It makes that sound like when you blow across the top of a Coke bottle. I can hear you laughing at me. But I don't care. You know why?
Because I got something you ain't got.
A Stanley Cup ring.
For playing in one game with the Blackhawks.
Who's laughing now?